I want them both to be happy.and I'm not sure which of us would make Jeanette happier.
I love them both (not in the same way obviously). And sometimes I ask Ten for her opinion, which annoys her, so I do that some more, because I have to get the younger sibling instinct satisfied somehow. I've been talking with Tara about it a lot. I'm not sure what I'm going to do when I see them. We meet up with Jeanette and Alison tomorrow. Jesus Fucking Christ, why am I so goddamn head over heels for this family? It'll be called 'My sister and my fiancee: a romanticall journey'". I'm fucking engaged to her but when she sees me and Penny together she's all "That's so cute! I'mma take a picture and put it on my facebook", and then Penny's all, "you don't have a facebook", and then Alice says, "I'll make one just for this picture. I really, really don't fucking know why Alice doesn't fucking care, either. I say we're kind of dating but mostly we're just.really awkward and sometimes we cuddle and half the time she just makes fun of me and tells me I'm cuddling her wrong? I don't even know if we can get actually married, seeing as I'm pretty much a fugitive from the law and stuff.Īnd I really don't know what's going on with me and Penny. And I probably should, because knowing her, Alice would just fucking tell you all in the most fucking embarrassing way possible, but we're engaged, now.Īnd I might be dating Penny too? Sort of? And Alice is cool with it? Or maybe we're just fucking with Ace and want him to think we do. So I guess by now you can probably guess Operation Summerborn was pretty fucking successful. Some nights I almost wish I'd stayed celibate. Then Chelsea said, "That's awful! Keep your hand there. Then, out of nowhere-because she wasn't there when we went to bed-Penny comes up and puts her hand on my stomach and says. I asked her what the fuck she was doing and she said, "Shhh, I'm getting you pregnant." I woke up last night with Chelsea's hand on my stomach. So far, we have jack all resources, only a bare minimum of people-if fucking that, and we've narrowed Smiley's location down to one of half a dozen fucking places in this confusing fucking city, and the boy'll probably be dead in less than a week unless we hurry and tag it.Īlso, in other news? The girls I'm dating are really fucking crazy. Right now, we're consolidating our resources, regrouping, and trying to stop Smiley from filleting a preteen boy. Tara and Ginger were the ones that came up with the plan, and Ginger and Leo knew our insiders pretty well. But we, I mean me, because it's hit Tara, Ginger (Ten), and Leo pretty fucking hard and it's hard for them not to think about it. I'm sure they fucking fed her to that fucking pet monster of theirs. We wanted to keep them in, so we weren't saying much about it, but, surprise fucking surprise, Ace managed to sniff them out. They helped us get Knight of Coins-that's Leo, by the way-out of Ace's hands. Here's the short version of Summerborn: We had inside men and women in Ace's organization. We're still recovering from Operation Summerborn, if you can fucking believe that.